925 Sterling Silver Sofa Burner - Elegant and Durable Couch Burner for Home Decor, Gifts & Special Occasions | Perfect for Living Room, Bedroom & Lounge Areas

For those who can't afford a Togo, the next best thing is to wear one around your neck...

Cast from Sterling Silver, it's probably as comfortable as the real couch (don't lie and say it's good) and exponentially more convenient for those of us living the rental life.